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gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

girlintoomanyfandoms:

and my personal favorites

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

yato-gato:

bigbardafree:

makotoshanamiya:

we have connie springer
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basketball connie springer
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and now, volleyball connie springer
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amazing

you forgot baseball connie springer

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What about Exorcist Connie Springer? (with added glasses!!)

me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

h0tmilk:

(ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ)♥

posted 19 hours ago with 9,570 notes · origin: h0tmilk via: tossshi

totallyseme:

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Warning: There is French in this file and my pronunciation sucks I’m sorry

your french is still so pro wtfffffffffffff

i dont leave my phone on in the middle of the night so i dont have that kinda problem hehhhhh = w=

ALSO YOU SOUNDS LIKE A REAL DOG CREEPER OMG THAT WHISPERY PART AHAHAH

posted 2 days ago with 1 note · origin: totallyseme via: totallyseme
you can’t be tired yet i’m gonna do it tomorrow YOU CAN’T BE TIRED OF THE AUDIO THING YET

oh im not tired of it im just tired in general hah

posted 2 days ago